The Day Heero met a Dinosaur (and got his gun back all at the same time) ^_^
by
Marie
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Author's notes: Okay, this came about because I used to be obsessed with Jurassic Park a LONG time ago, and so on principle I dragged ALL of my friends to see JP3, whether they wanted to or not. Then the very next day while walking about Chinatown I began to ramble about how cool a crossover of that sort would be. Our conversation went something like this:
Marie: Could you imagine if Heero was stuck on Jurassic Park?
Friend #1(Jerri): The poor dinosaurs!
And it went from there. *lol* So now I'm posting what I've got so far. Many thanks to my friends Zoi_no_miko and Jerri for plot input and ideas. Oh yeah and in this fic *everybody* comes along for the ride... how many GW boys can you put on an island full of hungry dinosaurs??? O_o
Disclaimer: Not mine... I don't own Jurassic Park or Gundam Wing. >_< I'm not making any money off of this.
Enjoy! :D
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Isla Something-or-other, Somewhere in the South Pacific

A pause, and then a word written in HUGE red lettering stamps over the name of the Island.

RESTRICTED!!

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She ran. She ran until her legs felt like led and her lungs felt like they were burning acid. And then she ran some more. She couldn't stop, because if she did, it would get her, the whatever it was behind her. It had already gotten her dog, gulped it down in one huge bite it did. It was about then that she had decided that running would be a very good thing.

She didn't even have time to think clearly as she noted the narrow space in between the trees in front of her, merely leapt between them, not caring that the branches tore at her cloths and caused her hat to go flying off behind her. She landed in a crouch on the opposite side, gasping for breath and watching with horror as a flash of huge teeth ripped at the white linen of her hat and tore it quite to pieces. The ground shook audibly as the enormous creature rammed his head against the equally large trees she was behind, causing broken bits of foliage the size of her body rain down towards her like twigs. She cried out, covering her head from the beset from above...

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Relena had to be destroyed. No big deal right?

Wrong. Glaring at his expression in the mirror, Heero Yuy tried to convince himself that nothing mattered.

"I want to die." He tried. His expression didn't change.

"But I can't. I must complete the mission." Still no change.

"I must kill my enemy." Nada with that one either. "My enemy is Relena Peacecraft." A slight eyebrow twitch, but otherwise nothing. "I must kill Relena Peacecraft." Another eyebrow twitch, which irritated him immensely.

"I can not kill Relena Peacecraft." Deadened silence gripped the room. That *wasn't* what he was supposed to say. Absolute fury over took the expression on his face. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???" He shouted at his reflection.

The mirror shattered.

Heero Yuy stared at it, confused. He hadn't even touched the mirror. What on earth could have caused it to shatter like that?

And then he noticed his hand... or what he held in his hand. His gun. There was now a hole in the mirror right about where the middle of his reflected forehead had been, and a spiderweb of fractures extended out and away from it.

Eyebrow twitching like you wouldn't believe, Heero let out a really creepy manic laugh, stuffing his gun in the back of his pants. Deciding that he had done enough of playing with his emotions for one day, he walked from the bathroom to the main room and began to pack his bag. He had a mission to find and destroy Relena Peacecraft. He had all the mission perimeters. Apparently the last time the girl had been seen was on her way to an island in the middle of the south pacific, (where she was to be shooting some promotional end credits for some War Documenting broadcast. It was supposed to be pro-peace as well, which was why she was asked to do it in the first place, being the survivor of the Peacecraft line. Hahaha. ^_^) Heero's lips curved up into a slight smirk.

"I will kill you Relena." He said with a heck of a lot more conviction than a moment ago.

She would never get off that island alive.

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The Gundam 02, (also known as Deathscythe) rounded on the Gundam 01 (also known as Wing.) "Soooo.... you've been given that place as a target as well, have you?" Duo Maxwell smirked. He pulling his Gundam in line with the other, very obviously trying to show up the pilot of Gundam 01.

Heero merely raised an eyebrow. "Hn." He replied.

Duo's smirk grew. "All right!" he laughed. "I'll race you to the island!!" True to his words, Deathscythe shot forwards, ahead of the other Gundam, the blue ocean a blur below him. He laughed back as his fellow Gundam pilot.

Heero stared after him. He didn't quite understand *why* Duo Maxwell was here in the first place... after all he was perfectly capable of killing Relena Peacecraft himself, when it clicked in his mind that he had been issued a challenge. Not to be showed up, Heero raced after his opponent, irritation evident on his face. "Hn."

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He had no idea where he was, and he was terrified. Crouching silently in the tree, Trowa Barton stared down at the creature below him, wincing as it snapped and snarled up at him.

"Good, good... uh..." he tried, but his mind pulled a blank. He had no idea what the creature was in the first place... it looked sort of like a big lizard. With lots of teeth and claws. And a long tail that balanced the creature out behind it. But it wasn't a lizard... of that he was sure, because lizards, as far as he could remember, (and he couldn't remember much, seeing as he had no idea how he got here in the first place) were not that big. Eyes wide, he shifted position in the tree, determined to get to some place higher, then gasped as he lost his footing.

For a split second he fell and the creatures below him snapped hungrily at his head. He cried out, sure that he was about to die, when his foot caught on a vine wrapped around the underside of the tree. It was just enough leverage to swing himself free with a twist of his body, and not even very aware of what he was doing, Trowa suddenly found himself upright again, balancing precariously on the tree limb he had just slipped from, his arms held out for balance. He blinked.

The creatures below him seemed to blink as well. At least they had stopped snapping up at him, and seemed content to just mill around below him. An odd chirping like sound drifted to his ears from elsewhere in the surrounding jungle and Trowa perked his head in that precise direction, as did the creatures below him. Trowa returned his gaze to the creatures below, watching as they chirped and growled among themselves for a moment until one by one they disappeared into the dark foliage.

Letting out a sigh of relief, Trowa slumped against the tree's trunk, hugging himself with fear. He was so confused... he didn't know where he was or how he got here...

"So cold..." he muttered, shivering.

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"I can't believe..." Duo Maxwell was saying, coughing out a lungful of water and wringing out his black cap he always wore. "I can't *believe* you crashed the Gundams!!" He swung his arms wide, flinging water all about as he motioned wildly to indicate his disbelief. "What were you thinking anyway? You think it's EASY to swim 50 feet underwater just to get back in them? Because right now there isn't anyone around to get them out for us ya know buddy...!!"

Heero picked himself up from the rock a wave had kindly deposited him on like being washed up by a wave after a Gundam crash was something that happened to him every day. He took his time making sure that his gun was still safely stuck in the back of his pants, and then he glared at Duo. "I did that on purpose." He said.

Duo stared. He stared at Heero like he had suddenly grown two heads, and then he stared some more. "What on earth FOR???" He demanded to know.

Silence. Then... "So they won't be detected. It's a small island." He raised his head, inspecting the small rocky climb they had before the beach disappeared into the jungle beyond. He began to make his way towards it.

Duo opened his mouth in absolute disbelief, then closed it again when he realized that Heero wasn't going to offer up any further explanation. "Ah MAN Heero," he said, running after his spandex wearing friend. "There had to be a cave or something to hide them in. Or the jungle! What about the jungle Heero, ever think of that??" He continued to rant until he was right behind the other boy, stopping short suddenly as he realized that Heero was holding out his arm to stop him from going any further. Duo blinked.

"What is it man?" He asked.

"Shh." Heero glared. He stood still for a while, leaving Duo to be the one to shift from foot to foot. It took a while, but then Duo heard it as well.

A thump. A pause. Another thump, this one sounding a might bit closer to them. Another pause and then another thump.

Duo's brow creased. "What on earth is that?" He asked.

Yet another thump sounded, this one quite audible and loud to Duo's ears. A pause.

"I don't know." Heero said. He removed his gun suddenly and began to run in the direction of the jungle in front of them.

"Hey!" Duo shouted after him, wincing as a muffled roar sounded from the exact direction in which Heero was running. That didn't *sound* friendly... in fact it sounded quite lethal. "HEY!! Shouldn't we be running in the opposite direction? HEY WE DON'T HAVE OUR SUITS REMEMBER??! COME BACK HERE!!" Cursing, Duo ran after Heero, braid flying out behind him.

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A drive for food and for shelter was what finally brought Trowa down from the tree. Shivering against the tropical winds that whipped his ridiculous bang to and fro, he reached the edge of the jungle, blinking as he saw a plain stretching out in front of him. It would have been all good and Trowa may have started across it happily, except for the fact that the plain wasn't empty.... it was full. Of creatures. They had the same kind of leathery skin that the creatures that had drove him up into the tree had... but they were so much more... bigger...

A chirp from the jungle behind him made him jump, and he scampered out further into the plain, dodging unsteadily between massive legs. As he did so the creatures ignored him, providing him safe passage around them... at least until a sound from the sky made them look up and call out to each other in alarm.

Eyes wide, Trowa followed their cause of distress. A large airplane was coming down towards them at a swift rate and suddenly the animals around him spooked. Trowa dodged as feet thundered about him, coming dangerously close to crushing him. He yelled out and coughed as dust welled up around him, the pounding of feet loud in his ears. Once again he was sure that he was about to die when something hit him broad side, causing him to roll.

Almost as soon as it had happened it was over and Trowa stood again on shaky legs. The plane had landed as well and he watched warily as a panel in it's side opened, and revealed a boy. He looked about his age, but his hair was much more neater and blond to boot. Smiling joyously the blond hopped down from the transport vessel, hitting the ground in a run.

"Trowa!" He shouted. "Trowa! It's me! Quatre. Remember? I'm so glad I've found you."

Trowa stared at him, beginning to shake visibly.

The blond haired boy reached him, face shining with joy. "It's me, Trowa. I'm so glad." He said again a little more softly.

Trowa stared. "I don't... I don't remember..." He whispered. He felt like crying. He had no idea what was going on anymore. Who was this boy? Nothing made sense to him.

For some reason odd reason the smiling blond boy looked like he was about to cry as well. "Don't you remember me Trowa?" He asked in a pleading voice. "Don't you..."

A very loud noise from beyond them distracted him. It sounded distinctly like a "Thump." Quatre turned, a curious look on his face. "What was that?" he asked.

The thumping sound came again.

Trowa had no idea what was causing the thumping, yet even though he had no idea what it was and was very confused, Trowa wasn't dumb and had a feeling that whatever it was wasn't very friendly.

"Perhaps you should get back into your plane?" he suggested cautiously.

A very loud roaring sound met their ears. It seemed to decide Quatre. Grasping Trowa's arm, he yanked him along with him. "And you're coming with me!" he said, running for the open hatch of the airplane.

Trowa had no protests.

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I must be insane, Duo thought, grumbling as he ran after his apparently suicidal friend. If it had been his choice, he wouldn't be here right now, he'd be a thousand miles away. Not running towards...

He skidded to a halt as he entered the clearing, seeing that Heero had done the same. Violet eyes widened with disbelief as Duo stared. "What the *heck* is that?!" he exclaimed at the boy in front of him. What ever it was it was absolutely huge... a monster of some sort... with a jaw lined with teeth and legs as thick as tree trucks. "Heero?!" he questioned loudly.

Heero merely shook his head, going down into a half crouch, his gun drawn and pointed at the creature. Duo shook his head as well, backing up a step. When the creature seemed to notice them and let out an ear shattering roar, turning towards them, Duo promptly decided his next course of action. "RUN for it!" he yelled, taking his own advice and heading in the opposite direction.

As he made for the trees and what he hoped was the relative safely of the beach he could hear the sound of Heero's gun being fired several times in rapid succession echo through the clearing behind him.

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The thumping sound continued loud in their ears as Quatre dove for the controls of the air craft. "You take the other seat!" he said, motioning wildly to the co-pilot's chair. At the same time he hopped into the captain's chair, hands making short work of the controls. Within seconds the aircraft hummed back to life and began to move.

Trowa sat in the co-pilot's chair and stared at the controls in front of him. He didn't remember exactly what he was supposed to do with them, so he opted for the best thing for him to do. Trowa just sat there. It turned out that just sitting there gave him an excellent opportunity to merely observe the view screen. And what he saw there caused his eyes to widen.

"Um, Quatre?" Trowa tried.

"Just a sec!" the littler pilot returned, pulling a funny set of goggles down over his eyes. He reached forwards, gripping the stick shift and causing the airplane to roll forwards at a faster pace.

Trowa looked from the view screen to Quatre and then back again. "Quatre!" he tried again.

The plane began to rise. "What is it Trowa?" the smaller boy asked, turning wide blue eyes on his amnesiac fellow pilot.

For the first time in his life Trowa raised his voice above a monotone. "LOOK OUT!!"

He turned suddenly and Quatre gasped as for a split second he saw something very big out of the view screen of the airplane. No matter how hard he tried to turn the aircraft it was too late and they hit whatever it was, causing the plane to go into a short spin. Teeth clenching, he gripped the controls, trying very hard to bring the aircraft back under control. It was to no avail though... and the trees of the jungle round about them were coming towards them at a dangerously rapid pace....

"Hang on!" Quatre shouted, gripping the stick shift like his life depended on it. An instant later the plane hit foliage, the impact throwing both of the aircraft's occupants back against the far wall of the cabin. The whole world seemed to jar and spin until it finally stopped, on it's side.

There was silence for a moment, until finally Quatre decided that no part of his body seemed to feel pain any worse than the other and slowly picked himself up off the cabins... wall. Which was now the floor apparently. "Trowa?" he choked out.

Trowa was slumped over a few feet away from him, still sitting in the co-pilot's chair. A hand was clenched to his forehead. Upon hearing Quatre's voice he looked up, green eye inspecting him silently. "I..." He said slowly. "I... can remember."

Quatre smile stretched from ear to ear. "Oh good!" he coughed, clambering across the wrecked cabin towards Trowa. "I'm so glad."

A thump sounded outside of the airplane, sounding dangerously close to their location. Another thump followed it. And a roar. And another thump, this one enough to make the whole entire cabin rock slightly. The airplane shifted, plummeting for an instant before steadying out again at an all new angle.

Quatre and Trowa looked at each other. "Perhaps it would be a good time to get out of the airplane." Trowa suggested.

Quatre made for the hatch. "Good idea."

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TBC!!!! *lol*


(I suppose I can post this here as a teaser for what's to come, it's a Jerri inspired scene... we need a Wufei moment. ^_^)

Wufei stood proudly in front of his enemy, showing no fear into the face of danger. "You are a coward!" He yelled at it. "I hate fighting weak enemies."

The raptor merely circled him, showing no sign of wanting to back away.
Wufei snorted. "Well then," he snapped, crouching down in a fighter's stance. "Show me your integrity!"

The raptor in front of him hissed, crouching as well. He, being the most intelligent and lethal of all the dinosaurs also had a built in sense of honor. Resembling Trieze Kushrenada in that way he knew when a challenge was one was being issued and he accepted it gladly.

The raptor moved first, rushing his young opponent. Wufei was quick to the defensive, launching himself upwards and hitting the snarling creature in the jaw with a foot. The raptor returned with a slash to the chest which missed Wufei by mere inches. Wufei swung his arm out catching the raptor in the gut with an elbow, to which the raptor swung it's body around, catching the boy with his tail and launching Wufei against a tree.

Huffing slightly Wufei picked himself up again. The raptor circled, and then with a yell Wufei launched himself at his opponent again. Blood flew.

When the dust had settled and all was said and done, Wufei stood alone, the whimpering raptor having vanished into the night.

"WEAKLING!!" Wufei shouted after it. Snorting, he picked off and continued his trek in search of the research facility where he was sure he could find what he needed to repair his precious Nataku....

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TBC...

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